I’ve got many single girls…all beautiful, educated and with careers…but single, nevertheless, and I can’t figure out why.  Of course I don’t actually want one of my own, but it’s always been such a mystery to me why they’re alone.

I was at the coffee shop the other day (I’m now reading “The Fountainhead”) and I saw the boy I want to give to ALL my single girls.  He’s easy on the eyes, intelligent, sensitive and a reader.  And doesn’t that bottom lip just BEG to be kissed?

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Happy Holidays, all my dear friends.  The Fever Jones and I will expect an invitation to the wedding reception.  And remember, my presence IS the present.