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Liars Club: Classic Lie #12

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First overheard being said by Thomas Alva Edison at a neighborhood tavern shortly after he invented moving pictures. They quickly became part of Hollywood vernacular by DW Griffin and horny filmmakers everywhere. They are also included in most film school curriculum.

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The check is in the mail…

I just know I used be cooler than this…

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Stop, Thief!

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Graham! You are so funny … and sadly right on the money.

How did I end up in the same cell as Bernie Madoff? ;)

For the record~ I’m cellmate S1141 ;)

Who Will Buy My Sweet Old Ovaries?

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Tasteless, I know )>D

how do you know how they taste?

From bad to worse, people!

HA! Funny, Jonathan!

When In Roam…Where I’ve been the last few weeks.

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Hi everyone,

I haven’t posted because I moved. In 5 days I sold all my belongings (I donated most of them), including my car (Jeep) and left Lost Angeles and moved to Mississippi, with 2 small trunks, a garment bag and box of my book manuscripts and files. Yes, that’s right, this New Yorker > Angelino is now in Mississippi… (15 minutes south of Memphis, TN) thanks to Boneless Chuck, it’s true. I’m an Artist-in-Residence living in the home of a Boneless Chuck supporter and patron of my art! MIracles do happen And there are some amazing and unexpected opportunities being offered to me, which I’ll tell you in a future post. In five days I I “snuck” out of LA last Thurs at 1:30am on a 40 hour bus ride across the country. I’ll tell you all about that too in a few days. I have some work and feel like a new man; unstuck and facing new possibilities. I like LA and have nothing bad to say about it, but man it feels great to be gone after nearly 15 years.

This cartoon coincidentally mirrors my attempt to fit in – it isn’t easy. I used to wash, now I “worsh.” And I now shop for groceries at Walmart. No Trader Joes BUT I called the one yoga studio and found out there was a new store called Whole Foods that just opened, Yay! It feels good to post again, and be back in contact with my friends and colleagues in self-expression. I miss my wholesale, Russian-Armenian veggie market…but that’s about all I miss at the moment.

A special thanks to Lisa and Heidi for their support. And a big hug to Heidi for helping me store my collage artwork! XXOO
I’ll be back, someday, when when the economy recovers… Best wishes to everyone here at TW9 and those of you who read my blog and especially those who comment!

Your friend, Graham
-I’m in Hernando, MS (google it, it’s in the upper NW corner of MS at the TN border – I’m as surprised as anyone that I’m here :< )

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Wow! Good luck to you Graham. Beginning a new life is an opportunity for growth. May your journey bring new life and wonder. Great to hear you are doing well. :)

Enjoy bro’. There is definitely a different pace of live here in the south. If you need any pointers or translations let me know, lol. Peace and good luck to you.

good luck- the combination of your wit and creativity will certainly continue to take you places. i hope you keep them coming.

Hey Graham…big hugs and so glad you’re feeling unstuck. Breathe in all that is good…peace will find you if you let it.

Graham!

I wish you nothing but the best.

May you find your place, sending clarity and love your way!

Come On, Kick My Butt!

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LOL~

It’s a good thing I brought along my can of ACME’s Whoop Ass~

You should see what he looks like from the other side.

You’re a rock star Graham!

Could also read “Kiss My ASS”!!

Too damn funny…

What’s the matter with that boy?

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Can You Hear Me Now?

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Classic LA!!

But talking on a phone is so last week…

Tch the 4 men hw 2 text ;)

Egytptian Cotton

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Now if only my sheets smelled like cotton candy………..ah truly sweet dreams.

Funny! I was thinking cotton balls before I saw your post. Ha ha.

there is a visual for your next pic, Egyptian Cotton Balls.

Adorable!:) I can actually here the music looking at this illustration…love the illustration and colors!

Hear not here…I’m a stickler!:)

Republicans Pull the Wings Off Butterflies.



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lol
thank you for the laugh. 98% of my family is Republican…I think I should send this on.

Too damn funny…and perfect. Don’t forget about drowning puppies and punching little old ladies.

I want that baby’s bandana….so cute…this is darling:)

Hahahahahaha…wonderful post.