Big wines, big story.
.Secui duos.
Yes, I’m not sure ‘BIG’ is necessarily the most appropriate term for the bottle of Falesco Montiano, Montefiascone, Lazio 2001. It’s more like cowshed, wet newspapers, and my big brother’s room in high school. I watch Fred and Brent look quizzically into their glasses, then at each other.
“Corked?” Fred asks.
Nose plunged deep into my glass, I dig for fruit. I take a sip, swirl it around a bit, swallow, and keep digging for fruit.
“Not sure,” Brent replies.
“Wow. That’s got to be a first.”
“Let’s just give it a minute, Fred.”
I need to make an admission here. Italian wines are hard for me. Not hard as in I don’t like them—because I do, very much so—but hard as in they were really the last wines I got around to exploring, and because they are so different from the bread and butter of my youth (namely California Cabernets and Zinfandels), I have a hard time distinguishing defects. More accurately, I sometimes look for flaws where none exist, sort of like my father. (Just kidding, Dad.)
Still, this self-knowledge aside, something is not quite right in this glass. The conspicuous lack of fruit and overwhelming smell of animals and shoe soles indicates… something. Hesitant to over-identify and start pointing fingers at flaws, I lean towards the relatively mild and nonviolent presence of Brettanomyces. Often called simply Brett, Brettanomyces is a yeast that can cause wine to spoil. While many winemakers and consumers consider low levels of Brett attractive in an earthy, barnyard, shabby-chic way, the yeast produces several compounds as it grows in wine that alter the character of the juice, and it is not always welcome. The aromas to look for when detecting Brett are classically referred to as ‘horse blanket,’ ‘manure,’ and ‘band-aid.’ Mmmm. Most often found in California Syrahs and French red Burgundies, I give my glass of Italian Merlot a dirty look for throwing me this curveball in front of a group of good-looking men.
“A little bit of Brett, I’d say.” This is my only comment before I decide to bite my tongue and wait it out.
Brent tells us a bit about the Falesco, which is 100% Merlot and one of the most well-known wines from Lazio, while I write the names of the wines next to a complex series of arrows drawn on a cocktail napkin in an attempt to remember what’s what. After a few minutes, we come back to the Montiano.
It has opened up.
Indeed, its true colors are shining through. The cowshed I feared was Brett has blossomed into the unmistakable aromas of everybody’s favorite flaw: The wine is corked. Our old friend TCA (trichloranisole) has reared its ugly head.
Present in about 10% of the world’s wine, TCA happens, and it’s never pretty. It is a compound that contaminates the cork of a bottle, and subsequently the wine inside it. While completely harmless, it is not pleasant and will suck the life out of the most vivacious of wines. The go-to tasting term you’ll want to put in that back pocket of yours for corked wine is ‘wet cardboard.’
The Montiano was mildly corked, but the aroma of a wet dog bed persevered, and we all had to accept it and hand over our glasses to Fred. Shaking off both the discomposure of my delayed diagnosis and my disappointment was not terribly difficult, because by the time I had scribbled “CORKED!” in my tasting journal with devil horns perched on top of the ‘O,’ Fred had placed a new bottle of the Falesco Montiano 2001 on the bar, yanked from his reserves in the back of the shop.
The glasses are switched and the new wine is poured.
There is a collective sigh of relief heard around the bar. The first note for this second-chance bottle in my tasting journals reads, “Yay!”
The wine is opaque and deep ruby in color, very little signs of age on the rims. The nose is softer than I expected but incredibly herbaceous, showing me violets, lavender, and a little bit of rosemary. Cooked tomatoes and black plums sweeten it up a bit, and a meaty, iron character pulled into play as we sat together. The alcohol is perfectly suited to the flavors at 13.5%. This wine is the modern Italian-American grandmother. Not quite traditional, though still markedly Italian, she uses 3rd generation recipes while watching Sex and the City on the small TV on her kitchen counter. She buys her chickens from the butcher whole, preferring to carve them up herself before wiping her hands on a dishtowel and pulling you up onto her lap to read Harry Potter. She’s a big personality but she’s easy to be around and reminds you of all the things you have been meaning to cook. As a cold-blooded descendent of Scottish-Irish folk and a girl who spent most of her childhood without grandparents, I’ve always wanting a sweet smelling, meat cleaver wielding, loud talking Italian grandmother to tell me sassy stories of yesteryear over a glass of grappa. So, I make a mental note to track down a few bottles of the Falesco Montiano—this savory Italian treat that’s BIG on character—for my personal collection.
It is at this time that I venture over to the Châteauneuf du Pape Rouge La Crau, Domaine du Vieux Télégraphe, Côtes du Rhône, France 1999, which has been patiently waiting by my left elbow. This wine, true to the Châteauneuf du Pape subdistrict of the Southern Rhône, is a red blend, Grenache-based with small amounts of Syrah and Mourvèdre. It is start bright in my glass, a brilliant, glowing, dark cherry red. I lean in for a sniff and a sip. Once again, I will quote my scribbled tasting note on this wine for you, as I think it most acutely demonstrates my first impression of this lovely Southern Rhône and how it relates to our ‘Size Matters’ theme: “This is big, as in AWESOME.”
Châteauneuf du Papes are about ‘terroir’ more so than many other wine regions. ‘Terroir’ is a French term that translates, essentially, to the special characteristics bestowed on a wine by the geography of the vineyard where the grapes were grown, including weather, soil, the slope of the land, growing techniques, and so on. Grenache is easily susceptible to oxidation and thus winemakers in Châteauneuf du Pape often avoid fermenting the wine in porous wooden barrels, opting instead for cement tanks. This lack of oak removes that man-imparted toasty character found in so many reds and really allows the fruit and the land to speak for themselves. It is liberated. The wooden shackles are removed and the wine dances naked through golden fields of mustard flowers, skipping and twirling in a primal expression of both self and oneness with the earth! It’s very exciting.
Domaine du Vieux Télégraphe is considered one of the top producers of Châteauneuf du Pape, and this wine delivers on that reputation. It is dense and earthy, with juicy, wild raspberries and a leathery, gamey quality. They tend to be higher in alcohol and this wine is right there with them at 14%, but it is balanced and the alcohol contributes to a full mouth-feel with a satiny texture that will make you swoon. It is a wine to be cellared, and the 1999 is drinking gorgeously with 10 years under her belt. She has blossomed into a young woman in loose linen riding bareback on a chestnut-colored horse, her long, flaxen hair tied back in a red silk scarf. All day long she has been picking wild berries and stashing them in a leather satchel tied round her neck and now, sun-kissed and windblown, she laughs out loud at the splendor of the countryside as she leads her mare to a nearby stream for a restorative drink of pure water. She is a nature goddess. I want to be her. Instead, and not too sadly, I just sit at the bar and let my mind wander, luxuriating in the moment, drinking it up, and thanking the wine gods for both Brent’s spontaneous appearance and for the fact that all true wine lovers share the same philosophy—that wine is meant to be shared.
I am going to leave this night here, readers. I don’t mean to diss the Stag’s Leap Wine Cellars ‘Fey’ Cab 1999, as it was perfectly pleasant, but it’s like asking me to go to dinner with John Mayer when I’ve just climbed out of bed with Jeffrey Dean Morgan—I mean, maybe some other time, if it comes to that, but right now, it’s just not going to happen.
Cheers.
Allison was raised on the vine in Sonoma, California, and believes that life is too short to drink bad wine, count calories, or second-guess your destiny. She now lives in Los Angeles where she practices many things, the two most important being contentment and tricks for opening a wine bottle without a wine key.