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A creative blog by Heidi Huber on The Whole 9

Heidi Huber started her career with the sink or swim theory. Luckily she knows the freestyle which has taken her from the Chicago stage to behind the scenes in Los Angeles where she currently continues to tap as The Whole 9’s Chief of Everything Else.

If you could add to the Constitution, what would it be?

President Obama stated that he is in support of gay marriage.  This was after his Vice President, Joe Biden, stated in a radio interview that he sees absolutely nothing wrong with same sex marriage and “isn’t it all the same?”  Here, here my friends!

If I were to add anything to the U.S. constitution it may be “liberty and justice for all, not just for the straight folks.”

If you could add something to the U.S. Constitution, what would it be?

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I think it is time that we had a separation of business and state. My understanding of the religeous separation is that it was intended to keep any church body from unduly influence government and thereby the people who were represented by that government. This way a church cannot force itself upon the entire citizenship of the nation. It’s time that businesses no longer have the right to influence government for their own gain. The people who represent us need to do their job and represent the people.Business needs to sink or swim in the free market waters that they so cherish.

I would add what you said Heidi, as well as change every instance of ‘person’ to ‘natural person,’ thereby ending corporate person hood.

truly equal representation, meaning the wealthy 1% would only get 1 (one) rep in washington, not all of them. if 40% of the population falls into the 40K-60K wage bracket, then 40% of the reps in DC would also be from that wage class.

I would officially clarify and add separation of church and state into the US Constitution. Fun fact: it’s not actually written in already!

- you can not suffer from ignorance, you will be prosecuted as a terrorist.

How long have you known your oldest friend?

I have a good friend who lives in Chicago.  We grew up together, lost touch through college and re-connected when we both moved to Chi-town.  We’ve been very close ever since.  There are photos of us at Matt McCarty’s 1st b’day party, so I guess Frank Kalmar and Matt McCarty are my oldest and longest friends.  If we’re counting infancy, I’ve known them for 44 years.

How long have you known your longest friend?

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2nd grade. i was starting at a new school after the catholic school i went to was destroyed by a tornado. i climbed up into the bus (my first bus experience ever) nervous, and this little guy moved over and asked if i wanted to sit down. thanks andy! you might be the purest person i’ve ever known.

Since I was 4! There have been rifts in there, but we still keep in touch and see each other more than once a year!

By chance, I just spoke to my oldest friend today. It’s been a few years since we were in contact with each other. I think I first met her in a previous life.

I met my current step siblings when I was 4, as well as some of our other friends who I have been in and out of touch with over the years.

Do you take hotel amenities with you?

You know it’s time to head to CVS or Walgreens when you’re using the hotel shampoos and lotions you’ve grabbed on the last few trips!  Lord!

If the amenities are quality, you can bet I’m sliding those in my suitcase for future travel or in moments of, “We’ve completely run out of conditioner!”

Do you take hotel amenities with you?

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I treasure those little bottles o’ shampoo and lotion. I use them to transport me back to that particular hotel/time/vacation when things get a little too stressed in the here and now.

Yes, I collect them for Angel City Chorale, a non-profit community choir in Los Angeles that distributes them during their annual “Tour of Hope” every December to local homeless shelters. More info at: http://www.angelcitychorale.org.

- i do and give them to the homeless.

Yeah, usually when I use half a bottle and know they’ll just throw the rest out; I don’t want to be wasteful.

If the world could have only one art form, what should it be?

The people that usually sound off on the QOD create over a variety of art forms, so this should be interesting!

Hopefully, the world won’t ever be reduced to one art form, and all creatives will continue to have the liberty to express themselves in any way they’d like.  But what if that weren’t the case??

If the world could have only one art form, what should it be?

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i’d say music, because it seems to be the most inclusive. you can be poor and still sing or bang out rhythms. you don’t need to buy a camera or canvas and paint brushes.

I would say photo, but then I’d have too much competition. ;) I like the music answers though; it seems to be one of those things most people feel like they can’t live without, and I’d tend to agree.

Yeah, I’d go with music too.

Music seems fundamental to the ecology of our wellbeing, but what remains of ancient cultures is their cave art and hieroglyphics; so perhaps making a mark (on a wall or a stone) is an artform I couldn’t live without. The Peace Wall in Sierra Leone is pretty awesome! I hope some remnant of our mural remains for future generations to admire and wonder about…

Do you believe the predictions of ancient cultures?

The whole Mayan calendar thing…I’ve mentioned before that I’ve seen programs about this and read articles and there’s no doubt, there’s a lot going awry right now — from wars to natural disasters, it’s coming to a boiling point.

Do you believe the predictions of ancient cultures?

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i sort of want to. and you have to admit, it seems impossible that nostradamous could have predicted that a ruler from what is now germany would come to power and almost destroy the world, and he wrote that that man’s name would be ‘hisler.’ one letter off. pretty freaky. and fun.

-yup, they didn’t have anything else to do.

yes some are spot on.

You mean like the one where this individual is going to return some 2000 years after his demise to re-claim his territory?
Some I do and some I don’t….

What selfish act ended up being the best for you in the end?

On this day in 1995, I was dressed all in ivory with my mother’s tiara on, walking down the Forty Martyr’s Church aisle.  Lord, that was 17 years ago!  So much as happened.  When I decided to leave my husband it was such a difficult decision, the most selfish thing I’ve ever done but boy was it the right decision.  I’m so much happier, healthier, and blissful now! :)

What selfish act ended up being the best for you in the end?

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- hooking up, no dating.

I’ve arguably been the a-hole who walked away from a number of more and less involved relationships, but I seriously doubt that any one of them would have turned out as well as my current one. So alls well that ends well and maybe one day I’ll try to track them all down, like Rob in High Fidelity, to make amends… naw, that’s a bad, very bad idea, scratch that. Acting selfishly isn’t really part of my mental self-image, it’s usually pointed out to me after-the-fact and I go, “really?! I did/said that?” An exception might be the 1st edition of Henry Miller’s “Tropic Of Cancer” I purloined from my father’s library when I was 13. I mean, what red-blooded 13 year old dude wouldn’t? My father had smuggled it from France into the US (where it was illegal, a ban that wouldn’t be lifted until 1961!) after WWII. He kept it ‘hidden’ on the highest shelf of his floor to ceiling bookcase, but it’s bright, solid red cover was like a beacon from Mars up there. I’m surprised he didn’t notice when it went missing, but maybe he did. What a revelation that book was for a ‘kid’. And now, those original, 1st Edition, copies are supposedly worth $5-10K! I know I’ve got it around here in some box someplace, but don’t know where.

What is a food that best describes your character?

Are you a bold grilled steak or a cheesy but very satisfying casserole?  Are you garlicky-rich escargot or light airy meringue?

If you were to select a food that describes your character, what would it be and why?

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- cheese ( you don’t need to pull my finger )

capon, because i’m not a turkey, and i’m not chicken.

Sweet and sour Prawns…..or maybe an eight layer cake! I think my personality is made up of many flavors that don’t always show themselves at the same time. I am always surprised when poeple say…Oh I didn’t know you were an Artist!(duh!) or I would have never guessed you were a grandmother! Or I didn’t know you had kids, Or, You were a designer Or (even more surprising) You are a liberal?….I thought you were a Republican! (now that is by far the worst insult ever!) ….the list goes on. Prawns? you ask. Well I just never met one I didn’t like, no matter how it’s cooked!

What’s the worst thing a pet has done?

My dog, Zoe, is over 16 years old.  My son will look at her and through a sigh casually say, “I think Zoe’s gonna die pretty soon.”  The old girl ain’t what she used to be…

I remember one night long ago she got into the trash and ate about six pork rib bones.  She proceeded to throw up about every thirty seconds.  All over the bed.  Good times.

What’s the worst thing your pet has done?

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My 2 (adult!) cats went on a rampage through my office the other day while I was out and brought down the drapes, knocked over a couple lamps, chewed up a sweater that I’d left on a chair (do they think they’re dogs?!), piled up the Persian rugs in a corner of the room, spilled their water bowels, left big clumps of fur everywhere and rampaged across my desk like Tasmanian tornadoes upending everything and turning all my papers and mail into confetti. I’ve also had a small, squishy poop ball left for me in one of my boots causing me to stumble madly around the room with one boot on while trying to get the other off, until I tripped backwards over squeaky mouse toy and crashed to the floor on my butt (while the two of them gazed on feigning innocence from their highest cat-tree perch). I still don’t know what the culprit was trying to tell me, all I do is feed them, play with them, pet them, clean their litter box every day, and give them endless love. I think I know who the responsible party is though and her name shall forever more be “Little Miss Varmint” to me.

Is it okay to use a work of art and change it for advertisements?

I can’t remember what television ad used the Mona Lisa in a commercial, but she was moving her lips to the tune of the ad’s jingle.  It was probably McDonald’s or something.  Is this cool or is it detestable?

Is it acceptable to use a work of art and change it for use in advertisements?

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- nope, but the advertising companies still need to find a way to please the uncultured masses.

sure. artists create with the hopes of making a living at their craft. as long as they give permission and are paid, why not? and regarding works by dead artists; no harm, and if it makes the uncultured masses aware of an artist they had no clue about, then even better.

Sometimes it’s cute… sometimes it’s crass… but if its in public domain, it’s fair game. An artist can make a fortune, or at least half a living, licensing their work to the advertising industry or for use in other forms of content. Several times over the years I’ve licensed Louis Armstrong’s “What A Wonderful World” for use in a movie or TV campaign at $500K. His estate makes many millions every year from this powerful, evergreen, emotionally charged song. I’d like to think that I used the song in ways that were not disrespectful to it’s intent. An artist, as long as they retain copyrights to their work, can always say no. As far as historical works that have gone into public domain, if they’re important and recognizable enough to have entered the mainstream of popular culture, hopefully they are also strong enough and intrinsically worthy enough to transcend even the most vulgar appropriation. C’est la vie…

What makes a house a home?

When my folks moved out of the big farm house in which I was raised, I was in a panic.  That house was such an embodiment of them and our family.  When I came home from California to their little ranch-style home in the deep country, I was surrounded by a glowing warmth and all the good vibes from my childhood.  It wasn’t the antiques throughout the place, it wasn’t any new appliance or vista — it was them.  They packed up the magic from the house that built me and moved it with in their new place.

…As it should be.

What makes a house a home?

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A good feeling when one looks in the mirror…

The people within it, the little treasures you collect, the marks on the wall that note your child’s height…

- when you start paying rent

When there’s enough (thoughtful and personal) stuff in it to get rid of that terrible, uninviting echo.