Back in the early 20th century, Franz Kafka gave us Before the Law ; and nothing seems to have changed much. I would encourage you to read the 600 or so words of this short story yourself before I paraphrase below.
A naïve and humble guy comes from the country to seek the Law. However, instead of gaining entry to the Law, the guy is stymied by a gatekeeper. The gatekeeper tells the guy that he is not allowed to enter at that moment but also leads him to believe that he might get through the gate later. The condescending gatekeeper accepts all of the guy’s bribes; taking them only to keep the guy from thinking that he has omitted anything. The guy waits and waits his entire life to be permitted access to the Law. The gatekeeper also waits and allows the guy to continue waiting, but does not let him pass through the gate. As the guy, now an old man, is dying, he wonders why he was the only person seeking the Law. The gatekeeper tells him that the gate he guards was only meant for him and, since he is dying, he, the gatekeeper, is going to close it.
Can you relate? Are we not all barred by confusion and fear of a gatekeeper?
You’ll have to look elsewhere for the self-created gatekeeper of your mind, but I would like to help you throw open the gates and give you suggestions on how to navigate around the gate keepers who prevent access to the Law.
Why would you want to listen to me? Well, like most of you, I’ve been around a bit. I was born and raised in New England. I received my BS in Civil Engineering at Tulane University in New Orleans and spent a year in the oil fields in Southern Louisiana working as a Petroleum Engineer. After a brief stay in Dallas I headed off to Europe, where I worked as a fashion model for eight years. Go figure. I came back and received my law degree from Catholic University and then spent the next five years devoted to Criminal Defense. My next five years were spent representing the adult entertainment community. My current law practice concentrates on Criminal Defense, Entertainment and First Amendment Law.
So what’s a laidback-uptight-DC guy doing here? Well, I actually helped with some of the boilerplate-shit-that-you-have-all-no-doubt-read in the “Terms” and “Privacy” sections of the The Whole 9. Since then I have been watching you all from DC, wondering when I could join in all the fun. When Lisa encouraged me to write a blog on legal issues as they pertain to creative people, I jumped.
Unfortunately, I can’t dispense legal advice, but I can offer examples, guidance, and suggestions. Let me know about any contract, fair use, free speech, intellectual property, trademark and copyright issue you may have.
Let the discussion begin: The after-hours-perhaps-been-drinking-lawyer is in. Oh just one thing: be sure and address all questions to me through this blog so that others can benefit from the answers. Oh, just one more thing, as far as any crimes you are contemplating or have committed; take the Fifth (STFU).