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A creative blog by Jim Kalin on The Whole 9

Novelist Jim Kalin lives in Los Angeles, writes a monthly column for Amateur Wrestling News, and has traded in his speargun for a banjo. His wife and son sing harmony.

SANKIE PANKIE

So, Rush Limbaugh recently agreed to a 38 million dollar contract. Wow! I’m sure he’s worth every penny. But I doubt if rich and affluent Republicans listen to him. To accumulate wealth takes some brains, and let’s face it, anybody who is fooled by Rush or takes what he hawks as gospel doesn’t possess enough common sense to realize that Jesus didn’t have blue eyes and blonde hair.

There are lots of things that irk me about Lucky Limbaugh, but my main complaint is his promotion of the squeaky-clean, especially when he is anything but that. Like all right-wing mouthpieces and puppets, he rails against the very things that he and his masters are. He chided John Kerry for his brief and interrupted time in Viet Nam, but what he never bothered to mention is that he, Dick Chaney, Karl Rove, and George Bush, Jr. never spent a minute in any true branch of the military.

And what to make of Limbaugh’s arrest at the Palm Beach airport last year for possessing Viagra illegally after returning from a Caribbean vacation?

“I had a great time in the Dominican Republic,” chuckled a smug Limbaugh to the reporters. “Wish I could tell you about it.” Wink, wink.

Are you fucking kidding!!! This from the blowhard who rants over the air against illicit sex and drugs.

I’m sure that the Dominican Republic can be wonderful – if you have money – but there are major sections steeped in exhausting poverty. In some of these areas, 60% of the children are prostitutes. Underage girls make up the majority, but 37% are sankie pankie (young boys.) Child hookers prowl the streets, beaches, cafes, and parks, soliciting themselves to male tourists, but the private casa familial compounds offer anonymity, and if you happen to be a high-profile visitor whose professional career would go to shit if your adoring public learned how you spent your vacation, confidentiality and secrecy would be vital.

If someone was interested strictly in a tropical beach vacation, there are safer, more exotic places than The Dominican Republic. And I would choose Amsterdam, Las Vegas, Washington D.C., or a hundred other cities if I had millions to burn and beautiful, high-priced, adult prostitutes were my pleasure. Exposure to HIV/AIDS and other sexually transmitted nightmares is significantly more likely in a third-world country like The Dominican Republic.

But child prostitution is dealt with severely in the U.S., and for that sordid pleasure, places like Thailand and The Dominican Republic are popular vacation spots because nobody there really cares about poverty’s kids. Child prostitution attracts predators, and predators spend big money.

So, again; Why don’t you tell us about your vacation in The Dominican Republic, Rush.

  1. I oft wonder how far down one has to dig to find the truth in scumbags like Rush Limbaugh…or if the truth has been stamped out by all the lies that have been piled on year after year.

    At night…does he ever yearn to be good, honest and true…and if so, how did he wander so far afield? Is there redemption?

  2. Wow, I’m getting a workout today. My disdain and displeasure for right-wing politicians and their legion of hypocritical blowhards is getting some exercise. Now, I may be just a left-wing- chardonnay-drinking-dumb ol’-country-actor but I used to listen to a variety of talk radio in order to get some perspective, at least to give the other side a chance, to feel a little more informed. While there are some points to be taken by some choice pundits, by and large the mainstream representatives for their vitriolic blabber (or blubber in Rush’s case) are all ball-less freaks of nature. I have a hard time listening to them anymore, too painful to hear the drum of ignorance being beat with such fervor. I’d rather be drinking chardonnay. Yes, there are some on the other side of the fence as well, but let’s face it…the right has fine-tuned it to an art form.

    I have to feel deep down that Rush is just a guy trying to make a buck in a tough world. Poor guy, maybe he’s just misunderstood, you know what I mean? Hey, give the guy a break, or maybe a couple. He’s just trying to get by and he knows he has a ticket. He knows his formula will attract those who enjoy a fear of facts and who have no patience for compassion…and there are many out there. A formula that is not unlike the one Michael Savage, Michelle Malkin and a long list of others use. They couldn’t possibly be that stupid, not in reality, surely, no way, there has to be another motive…AH! they can make money being outrageous and hypocritical, and not have to worry about backing up their statements or living the gospel through which they preach. Nothing like the good old pastime of beating people up to make yourself feel better (Michael J. Fox deserved his lashing, don’t you think?). Sort of what I’m doing right now…but then again, I don’t claim to be an expert, and I certainly don’t have the means to influence a population of citizens.

    No, HATE is not a virtue…but you can sure cash in!

    Anne Coulter
    Rush Limbaugh
    Michael Savage
    Michelle Malkin
    Laura Ingraham
    Mona Charen (Bless her heart)
    and a cast of other colorful characters…

  3. “… no patience for compassion…”

    I like that…

    *smile* Whenever I hear those good ole’ right-wingers singers their songs of sin, hellfire, and brimstone; I think of my mom… I know it sounds weird, but my old bird sure hit the nail on the head when she said, “it takes one to know one…”

    Man, if these guys don’t prove that old saying to be true, no one does! *lmao* I mean, they throw their Jesus-tantrums everyday, twice a day, and three times on Sunday; but they’re usually the most perverse ones! All you have to do is give it time, and they’ll be playing footsie in bathrooms, chatting with teenage boys on AIM, and getting hunky-dory with underage prostitutes in other countries before you can say “Bible-thumper”!!

    *lol* Silly fundamentalists…

  4. *lol* @ typos… sorry guys… it’s like 3am here… this young lady’s up past her bedtime ;)

  5. BMurphy! A loud and fervent ‘Hallelujah’!!

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